In which Scorpius plans a new life in the Pacific, Albus is so nervous he forgets his own name, and there is a life-size cardboard cutout of Viktor Krum.

 

[can be read as a standalone]


Rating and Advisories (required): Teen Audiences (Sexual Content)
Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: Fluff, Humor

Tropes: Family

Story Type: One-Shot
Completed · Published: 18 Jul 2018 · Updated: 21 Jul 2018 · Words: 4585 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 1 · Likes: 0 · Reads: 1009

Series: losers who deserve each other

Here it is, the scorbusquel at the request of shreya. Thank you to shreya, lisa, kayla, cass, isobel, kristina, bianca and anyone else who helped me out, you're all legends.

 

"You know what they say about wishes being horses you can't look in the mouth or whatever" is a mixup of two different idioms: "If wishes were horses, beggars would ride" and "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth", in case you're not familiar! I imagine it would be difficult to google.




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