James: The Heartthrob (who only has eyes for one)
Peter: The Mysterious One (who has plans of his own)
Remus: The Sensitive One (who's told them he's gay)
Sirius: The Rebel (who hasn't)
Boy band sensation The Marauders is selling out concert venues and topping charts across the nation. Too bad reporter Rita Skeeter is determined to spill all their secrets - whether they're true or not.