Before Petunia wanted to be normal, she wanted something else entirely. Her son Dudley may have the chance that she missed--if only she can help him catch it.

for aurevoir's Version of Me Challenge

Sometimes lovers, always friends, Remus Lupin and Chi McAllister have a complicated relationship. She looks at him like he's worth something, and that terrifies him. 

A series of one shots throughout Remus's life from Hogwarts and beyond, featuring Maraudering animagi, the Order of the Phoenix and fighting wars, all set to a rock and roll soundtrack.

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The week after Lan Xichen turns twenty-three, he is told that the elders have decided it is time: the matchmaker has been called.

Sect Leader Lan must find a wife.

It will, he is assured, simply be a process of him dictating his perfect woman to the matchmaker who will find the girl and make suitable introductions. Zewu-jun is, after all, the First Jade of Lan; who would refuse him?

This is less comforting than it's supposed to be because Lan Xichen is left with the awkward, mortifying ordeal of considering the prospect of a wife, and all the books on the subject are, well, unhelpful for a man of his temperament.

It is his greatest challenge yet, so, naturally, he ropes all his brothers into it - willing, unwilling, unwitting.

(Shufu is simply grateful there are no more Explanations required. Twice was twice more than enough.) 

When Lan Wangji walks out of his high-end dental practice in Shanghai, he gets in his car and just drives.

Wei Wuxian isn't sure how or why Lan Wangji ended up in Jinxi, but he's not sure the village life is really for him.

The only problem? Lan Wangji is too stubborn to realise this and somehow, he's made this Wei Wuxian's concern.

(Or, the Hometown Cha Cha Cha!AU no one asked for)

|| Inkys 2022 Winner: Best Description; March 2022 Story of the Month || 

For The Decades Challenge By CharlieDay Won 2nd Place.

A relatively fluffy one shot of some hilarity between Sirius and Lily. Decades between the 70s and 90s, ends on Christmas in HP 5.

799 reads on the old HPFF site.

“Why did you call?” It’s Harwin who breaks the silence first, and even in the dim light, Rhaenyra can see the heavy set of his jaw, the shadow of stubble that spreads across it so faint that she can tell he’s shaved it recently.

The desire to reach over and brush her hand against his cheek is almost insurmountable, so instead she slips them under her thighs. “I don’t know."

through fire, out of silver and gold are shaped grief, passion, love and glory. 

(or, feanor, in the fullness of light)

The death of Emmeline Vance was a devastating loss for The Order of the Phoenix. In her final moments she thought of those whom she loved most. And in turn, they thought of her.

1st place in magnifique & magemadi's Bi Rep Challenge

3rd place in Crimson Quill's Flashback Challenge

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"Don't ask me to care. Just make me feel something. Anything. Just make me feel alive." Seventh year is supposed to be exciting, a time to look forward to the future. But between grief, worry and war, Marlene McKinnon doesn't have the time and energy for feelings. She definitely isn't looking to fall in love. Especially not with Sirius Black.

The effects of the war can take a toll, but when you're determined to properly graduate, nothing stops you. Hermione returns to Hogwarts in an all new adventure to complete her NEWTs.

Astoria and Draco's evening gets cut dramatically short by some werewolf separatists.

march 2002

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Dorothea Prewett has lost all her children, except one. But she's a wild thing, and on the run. She will do what's in her power to bring her daughter home.

Arthur Weasley is in his first job as an assistant to a grumpy old detective, yet their first case is anything but what he expected it to be.

And somewhere out there, a girl with a broken heart and an empty soul decides that hell take it all, she is going to become legend.