The students who are drawn to the Dark Arts are always sorted into Slytherin. The Dark Arts are completely forbidden at Hogwarts. Slytherin House is not happy about that at all. Parody one-shot nonsense.
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AKA Another Time Nobody Listened to Remus and/or Lily, Despite Their Superior Advice - AKA The Day Peter Finally Won Something
For Paula, for Wishlist Season.
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It's Chrismas Eve, and Remus wonders what would have happened in his life if he hadn't been bitten.
His face got tense. "Don't say his name, please. My father has been suffering too much. I can't endure anymore." He stood up again.
"Wait. I'll tell you..." Her instinct let her speak. "You have interest in Potter. Think about him when you go to bed."
It was written for dreamshadows' "Almost Kiss Challenge".
glorious banner by the incomparable starbuck@TDA
It's 1875. Phineas Nigellus, young heir to the House of Black, has had his future planned for him since the day he was born.
But when, on a dark and stormy night, he meets an uninvited guest at his engagement party, his life will change forever in ways he could never have foreseen.
Before the end he will learn the price of duty, discover the meaning of true love, and cut down the legions of Hell.
Banner by Noelle Zingarella
It's the bottom of the ninth, the Order of the Phoenix is down by three, and the world is on the line.
Written for the 2019 Great Collab Round 3 Take Me Home
Sometimes true love comes in unexpected ways...
For aelaia's Riddikulus Ship Challenge and for potionpartner's and wildest dream's What If Challenge
Dedicated to Sophie (Marauder Lady) <3
Written for The Great Collab of 2018-2019
"Hey, I'm back from the Brink!" Fabian called out to the empty house as if anyone cared where he went or when he'd be back. Never mind that, because he had a plan.
banner created by the talented crowsforbros
Hermione decides to hold a Bake Off for her favorite charity.
UnluckyStar 57's 'The Great British Bake Off AU Challenge'
crestwood's 'Ensemble Challenge'
It's common sense to run away from Hogwarts with your straight male best friend when you’re pregnant with his cousin’s child. This is why Emma Green is a Ravenclaw.
For the New Beginnings challenge of the 2019 HPFT Collaboration. Sequel to The Art of Dramaticism.
Some young ladies dream of being the wife of a Nobleman, Ivanna Harris dreams of being the Nobleman that the young ladies are yearning to marry. While disguising herself as her brother works while they are children, Ivanna's becoming too feminine to be a believable boy. One day, a man named Roderick Gryffindor comes to their small village, and Ivanna leaps at the opportunity for adventure.
Honestly, if someone told him this morning that he’s going to be attacked by a vampire on his way back from the library, rejected half a second later because apparently he’s not delicious enough for the guy’s liking, and then have said vampire concerned about his health – well, he’d tell them to check out the local GP when they next have the chance.
Surely this isn’t normal?
[Or: Sirius is desperate, and Remus is both anaemic and 500% done with the world.]
Banner by enycha22 @ TDA.
There is no 'Bring a Muggle to School' Day, and I should stop insisting that there is.
MFWHATA 2018: WINNER for Best Laugh Out Loud Moment
Silver Scale 2015: WINNER for Best Humor
gorgeous banner by sammm@TDA
This story has it all! Flawless characters, magical makeup transformations, broom cupboards, evil queen bees, stolen kisses in the rain, and the token obnoxious friend who's unbelievably beautiful but somehow can’t hold down a boyfriend. It’s almost like it was written for PepperFinn’s Worst Story EVER Challenge.
Perilune: The closest point to the Moon in an object's orbit around it.
For BellaLestrange87's Parody Challenge
Dedicated to Lizzie, Kaitlin, and Sian
My name is Kathy and I'm going to have brown haired babies with round glasses as soon as my future husband stops bleeding on everything.
For BellaLestrange87's Parody Challenge (Parody of the 1995 movie While You Were Sleeping)
Luna's new makeover is proving to be more trouble than it's worth. Harry tries to help her but keeps getting distracted. Set in the trios' *cough, hack* year. WARNING: *Parody*
Have you ever pondered the relationship between Bellatrix Lestrange and Voldemort, and how Delphini Riddle actually came about?
Me neither, but this is how it might have happened…
Written for BellaLestrange87's Parody Challenge
Allegra Cordelia Pemberton is totally in love with Albus Potter, and it's totally the worst thing.
for BellaLestrange87's Parody Challenge
Written for BellaLestrange'87s Parody Challenge | Perfect banner by clowder@tda
Due to an accident in Potion's class, Hermione Granger finds herself thrust back into the past. Will she find herself falling for someone unexpected? Of course she will, otherwise it wouldn't be a Time-Travel story.
Even villains deserve a break.
For 'The Parody Challenge'
Banner Stille Nacht @ TDA
An extremely realistic story of two best friends at Hogwarts, one of whom wants to be more. Warning: contains a lot of unnecessary drama.
For BellaLestrange87's Parody Challenge