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Phineas Nigellus: Vampire Hunter New! by Bunbury

Rated: Mature Audiences • 7 Reviews starstarstarstarstar Past Featured Story
Summary:

 

It's 1875. Phineas Nigellus, young heir to the House of Black, has had his future planned for him since the day he was born.

 

But when, on a dark and stormy night, he meets an uninvited guest at his engagement party, his life will change forever in ways he could never have foreseen. 

 

Before the end he will learn the price of duty, discover the meaning of true love, and cut down the legions of Hell. 


The Goatfather New! by Rumpelstiltskin

Rated: All Audiences • 1 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
Summary:

Bastion leaves the knoll for the big city.


Sequel to Cheating the System.


Written for the HPFT Finale 2019


Take Me Out to the Ballgame by Noelle Zingarella

Rated: Teen Audiences • 1 Reviews
Summary:

ballgame

Banner by Noelle Zingarella

 

It's the bottom of the ninth, the Order of the Phoenix is down by three, and the world is on the line.

 

Written for the 2019 Great Collab Round 3 Take Me Home

 

 

 


A crush of freaks and Muggle filth by Felpata_Lupin

Rated: All Audiences • 9 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
Summary:

Sometimes true love come in unexpected ways...

For aelaia's Riddikulus Ship Challenge and for potionpartner's and wildest dream's What If Challenge

Dedicated to Sophie (Marauder Lady)


The Brink by TreacleTart, Pixileanin

Rated: Teen Audiences • 2 Reviews
Summary:

Written for The Great Collab of 2018-2019

 

"Hey, I'm back from the Brink!" Fabian called out to the empty house as if anyone cared where he went or when he'd be back.  Never mind that, because he had a plan.


The Great S.P.E.W. Bake Off by juls

Rated: Mature Audiences • 8 Reviews starstarstarstarhalf-star
Summary:

Hermione decides to hold a Bake Off for her favorite charity.

Written for:

UnluckyStar 57's 'The Great British Bake Off AU Challenge'

and

crestwood's 'Ensemble Challenge'


The Art of Scandalism by lovegood27

Rated: Mature Audiences • 4 Reviews
Summary:

It's common sense to run away from Hogwarts with your straight male best friend when you’re pregnant with his cousin’s child. This is why Emma Green is a Ravenclaw.

 

For the New Beginnings challenge of the 2019 HPFT Collaboration. Sequel to The Art of Dramaticism.


A Very Lupin Christmas by juls

Rated: Teen Audiences • 2 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
Summary:

bybibbs

(banner by wonderful bibbs)

It's Chrismas Eve, and Remus wonders what would have happened in his life if he hadn't been bitten.


Fishing for Mudbloods by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

Rated: Teen Audiences • 6 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
Summary:

A Dramione parody. 


The Mildly Perilous and Mostly Tragicomic Misadventures of Sir Roderick Gryffindor and 'Sir' Ivan Harrison by Rumpelstiltskin

Rated: Mature Audiences • 10 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
Summary:

Some young ladies dream of being the wife of a Nobleman, Ivanna Harris dreams of being the Nobleman that the young ladies are yearning to marry. While disguising herself as her brother works while they are children, Ivanna's becoming too feminine to be a believable boy. One day, a man named Roderick Gryffindor comes to their small village, and Ivanna leaps at the opportunity for adventure.


A Supplementary Story by dirigibleplums

Rated: Mature Audiences • 4 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
Summary:

cr.: vendetta@tda



Honestly, if someone told him this morning that he’s going to be attacked by a vampire on his way back from the library, rejected half a second later because apparently he’s not delicious enough for the guy’s liking, and then have said vampire concerned about his health – well, he’d tell them to check out the local GP when they next have the chance.


Surely this isn’t normal?


[Or: Sirius is desperate, and Remus is both anaemic and 500% done with the world.]


Mask of Truth by Rumpelstiltskin, victoria_anne

Rated: Mature Audiences • 5 Reviews Past Featured Story
Summary:

Written for HPFT's Fic Feud

 

When Andromeda Black discovers her fiance is having an affair, the last thing she expects is that it would lead to a ball, a murder, and the beginning of a forbidden romance. 


'Bring a Muggle to School' Day by Nix

Rated: Teen Audiences • 4 Reviews starstarstarstarhalf-star Past Featured Story
Summary:


Banner by enycha22 @ TDA.


There is no 'Bring a Muggle to School' Day, and I should stop insisting that there is.

MFWHATA 2018: WINNER for Best Laugh Out Loud Moment
Silver Scale 2015: WINNER for Best Humor

 


Misfits by impossibledogstar

Rated: Mature Audiences • 0 Reviews
Summary:

A retelling of the claymation classic Rudolph and the Island of Misfit Toys featuring a red-nosed Remus and not-really-a-Slytherin Sirius.


As the Raven Flies by abhorsen

Rated: Mature Audiences • 3 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
Summary:

Jon and Sansa exchange letters while he's at Dragonstone.


 


(Cut scene from S7E4.)


perilune by poppunkpadfoot

Rated: Teen Audiences • 5 Reviews starstarstarstarhalf-star
Summary:

Perilune: The closest point to the Moon in an object's orbit around it.

 

For BellaLestrange87's Parody Challenge

Dedicated to Lizzie, Kaitlin, and Sian


While You Were Bleeding by WindingArrow

Rated: Teen Audiences • 2 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
Summary:

My name is Kathy and I'm going to have brown haired babies with round glasses as soon as my future husband stops bleeding on everything.

 

For BellaLestrange87's Parody Challenge (Parody of the 1995 movie While You Were Sleeping)


The Looks that Kill by pookha

Rated: Teen Audiences • 1 Reviews
Summary:

Luna's new makeover is proving to be more trouble than it's worth. Harry tries to help her but keeps getting distracted. Set in the trios' *cough, hack* year. WARNING: *Parody*


Immortal Misconceptions by AbraxanUnicorn

Rated: Mature Audiences • 8 Reviews starstarstarstarstar Past Featured Story
Summary:

 

Have you ever pondered the relationship between Bellatrix Lestrange and Voldemort, and how Delphini Riddle actually came about?

No?

Me neither, but this is how it might have happened…

 

Written for BellaLestrange87's Parody Challenge


Miss Average by sapphicsunrise

Rated: Mature Audiences • 1 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
Summary:

Allegra Cordelia Pemberton is totally in love with Albus Potter, and it's totally the worst thing.

for BellaLestrange87's Parody Challenge


Hermione's Totally Accidental Time-Traveling Mishap by MegGonagall

Rated: Mature Audiences • 15 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
Summary:

Written for BellaLestrange'87s Parody Challenge | Perfect banner by clowder@tda 



Due to an accident in Potion's class, Hermione Granger finds herself thrust back into the past. Will she find herself falling for someone unexpected? Of course she will, otherwise it wouldn't be a Time-Travel story.


Voldemort and the Impromptu Holiday by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

Rated: Teen Audiences • 8 Reviews starstarstarstarstar Past Featured Story
Summary:

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Even villains deserve a break. 

 

For 'The Parody Challenge' 

Banner Stille Nacht @ TDA

 


The Art of Dramaticism by lovegood27

Rated: Mature Audiences • 2 Reviews starstarstarstar
Summary:

An extremely realistic story of two best friends at Hogwarts, one of whom wants to be more. Warning: contains a lot of unnecessary drama.

 

For BellaLestrange87's Parody Challenge

 


Butterfly of Doom by abhorsen

Rated: Teen Audiences • 3 Reviews starstarstarstar
Summary:

banner by paper.fox @TDA

 

 

You could always tell good people by their glossy hair and good posture.


Better Days Than These by Pixileanin

Rated: Teen Audiences • 9 Reviews
Summary:

Perfect banner by Bear&fox@tda!

Ever wondered about Pansy Parkinson's little-known half-sister? She's perfect and everyone loves her. So why do the people that she cares about keep dying?

 

Written for a Mary-Sue Challenge, where the MC takes herself and everything else way too seriously.