A “SIMON VS. THE HOMO SAPIENS AGENDA” FIC IN A “HARRY POTTER” AU IS SOMETHING I NEVER KNEW I WANTED BUT MOST CERTAINLY NEEDED OMFG. You are actually the best human in existence for writing this, thank you so so much. I would like to request that you write more of these characters in a Harry Potter alternate universe, because this literally made my day. (In addition to that, I would also like to request that you write more of that Simon and The Hate U Give crossover, as well. That little snippet you gave was not enough omg.)
I love all the characters here. I love how much Bram obsesses over Simon during Potions. I love that he notices everything about Simon, though the scenes where he gets sad over the non-existent relationship between Cal and Simon made me very sad, too. I thought it was so adorable how Bram continues to be both a brainiac and an athlete, like he is in the books. Truly, he’s just the perfect human being, and I want to be best friends with him, and you captured all of that perfectly, even in this AU.
Also, the Houses you sorted them into?? Simon was pretty canonically a Hufflepuff, if I remember correctly, and I’m pretty sure Bram was a Ravenclaw. I can’t remember anything regarding the other characters, but if you sorted them yourself, those are the perfect Houses for them eep. I was pretty much screaming interally the whole time because of how happy I was that two of the most glorious worlds ever to have been created collided in this fic.
ALL THE QUIDDITCH SCENES. THEY WERE JUST PERFECT. BRAM GETTING DISTRACTED BY SIMON CHEERING FOR HIM?? WHAT AN ADORABLE HUMAN BEING, I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. And Simon’s proposal omfg; he called them “auditions” and I simultaneously want to smack him for being dumb and hug him for being dumb. And when they all tried to sneak into the Slytherin tryouts, I was just cackling. Leah stunning Garrett without any hesitation at all is the freaking best.
And, of course, that kiss. What a perfect first kiss between the two of them. The ending was so, so perfect, too. <3
I loved this. If you couldn’t tell hehe.
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