Thank you to Starfeather for the amazing banner.
I was a pumpkin-never made it to become a jack-o-lantern, for I was cut down in my youth by a death eater.
Graphic by @facingthenorthwind
Anti-litigation spell: Everything you recognizing belongs to J. K. Rowling.
This story is canon with the movie, not the book because pumpkins are more interesting than fence posts.