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01 Feb 2017




Call me Deeds! I write the occasional HP fic. Most (all) of my stories all ridiculous. Need a laugh? You've come to the right place. 


 


New for 2018:


On The Brink - WIP; novel


Weasley - WIP; short story


Dancing With the Death Eaters - one-shot 


Those Curious Gryffindor Boys - one-shot


 



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Stories by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

Fishing for Mudbloods by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

Rated: Teen Audiences • 2 Reviews
Summary:

A Dramione parody. 


Dancing With the Death Eaters by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

Rated: Teen Audiences • 2 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
Summary:

Welcome to the first ever Dancing with the Death Eaters! 

 

 

For "The #Squad Challenge" on HPFT 


Those Curious Gryffindor Boys by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

Rated: Mature Audiences • 2 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
Summary:

Neville must have an uncomfortable talk with James and Hugo. 

 

 

 

 

 

This is for 'The Snazzy Words Challenge' by val on the forums 


On The Brink by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

Rated: Mature Audiences • 4 Reviews
Summary:

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The holidays are stressful enough.

Add in overbearing parents, a nosy brother and a fake fiance.

Albus Potter probably won't survive to the New Year. 

 

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Reaching Out by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

Rated: Teen Audiences • 2 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
Summary:

The best things in life aren't things. 


Sprinkles of Confetti by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

Rated: Teen Audiences • 3 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
Summary:

Cedric and Cho go on their first date. 


Weasley by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

Rated: Mature Audiences • 3 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
Summary:

Lucy Weasley is pregnant.

She isn't ready to be a mother.

She doesn't want to have a child.

Follow her nine month journey into motherhood. 


Hormones by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

Rated: Mature Audiences • 6 Reviews starstarstarstarstar Past Featured Story
Summary:

Harry struggles to have 'the talk' with James. 


Gran by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

Rated: Mature Audiences • 1 Reviews
Summary:

A look into the life and struggles of Augusta Longbottom. 

 

1st Place in 'The Strong Female Challenge' 


The First Star to The Left by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

Rated: Teen Audiences • 1 Reviews
Summary:

After her first break-up, Percy tries to comfort his sixteen-year-old daughter. 


Voldemort and the Impromptu Holiday by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

Rated: Teen Audiences • 7 Reviews starstarstarstarstar Past Featured Story
Summary:

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Even villains deserve a break. 

 

For 'The Parody Challenge' 

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Lily by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

Rated: Teen Audiences • 0 Reviews
Summary:

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James reflects on his relationship with his sister. 

 

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Becoming a Longbottom by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

Rated: Teen Audiences • 1 Reviews
Summary:

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Neville and Hannah are bonded for life. 

 

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Searching for Cho by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

Rated: Teen Audiences • 2 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
Summary:

All Cedric wants is to celebrate Valentine's Day with Cho Chang. 


Ronald & Hermione by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

Rated: Teen Audiences • 1 Reviews
Summary:

If Hermione wanted romance in their relationship, Ron would give her romance. 

(inspired by Romeo & Juliet)


Parenthood by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

Rated: Teen Audiences • 1 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
Summary:

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Harry and Ginny talk to James about the war.

 

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The Colors by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

Rated: Mature Audiences • 0 Reviews
Summary:

Narcissa's last Christmas. 


Meet the Longbottom's by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

Rated: Teen Audiences • 0 Reviews
Summary:

Neville takes Hannah to meet his parents for the first time. 


Just Breathe by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

Rated: Mature Audiences • 0 Reviews
Summary:

How do you explain death to a child when you can barely understand it yourself?


Hopeless Romantics by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

Rated: Teen Audiences • 1 Reviews
Summary:

I am a hopeless romantic. I tend to fall in love very often and very easily. I want desperately for someone to piece my heart back together again.

 

To make me whole.

 


Growing Up Pureblood by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

Rated: Mature Audiences • 2 Reviews starstarstarstarhalf-star
Summary:

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Young Lucius is taught the Malfoy family values. 

 

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Four Months by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

Rated: Teen Audiences • 1 Reviews
Summary:

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Something strange is going on at Hogwarts. Students are meeting in the corridors.

Professors are arguing. And Filius won't stop asking Remus if he owes someone money. 

 

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The Competition by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

Rated: Teen Audiences • 0 Reviews
Summary:

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Narcissa and Lucius fight over Draco's first word. 

 

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Dating Hannah by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

Rated: Mature Audiences • 3 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
Summary:

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All Neville wanted was to date Hannah Abbot. 

 

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Painful Bliss by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

Rated: Mature Audiences • 8 Reviews
Summary:

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The secret to a happy marriage? There isn't one. Happy marriages do not exist. (Draco/Astoria)

 

 

 

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