Name: abhorsen (Signed) · Date: 20 Mar 2022 04:12 AM · For: so dope, don't overdose

glaaazy

i mean look fucking MOOD to kaz, i know that professionally working with people is a core part of any job i'm likely to have but also fuck group work i cannot

Name: abhorsen (Signed) · Date: 20 Mar 2022 04:09 AM · For: you hold me down

galazy

oh my god why did you have to bring application to graduate emails into this way to ruin my forking night, it's not my last semester but i'm with matthias

i am sure that this will truly shock you but i am here for jesper's decision-making process

i am also here for matthias and kaz's dynamic idk that i've said that yes but i feel it in my soul and am saying it now

Name: abhorsen (Signed) · Date: 20 Mar 2022 04:04 AM · For: reputation precedes me

hlazy

nooooooo ugly sweater noooooooooooooo whyyyyy wy

Name: abhorsen (Signed) · Date: 20 Mar 2022 03:59 AM · For: i need a toast

galazyyy

okay but i will say in my defense that flights are usually like the one thing i don't miss bc i have anxiety about them and assume i need to get to the airport way early bc either traffic or public transportation or just jfk being a fucking dick

(i love that i am just straight up making a review of your fic all about me but in my defense really what i'm doing is vlading you bc you did say i was jesper)

speaking of jesper just came here to have a good time and he's honestly feel so attacked rn

also, i am handing you an achievement for having nina insult kaz's hair bc 34 chapters is a long time to be patient

Name: blackballet (Signed) · Date: 20 Mar 2022 03:55 AM · For: hit you like bang

I am here for the galazy review event!!

 

A SOC chat-fic? yes

 

I love this first little banter between them, of course kaz only texts when he has a plan. sweet inej, there's always something illegal going on <3 and Jesper's just like...i'm staying in bed (where's Wylan? :eyes:) I love the dyness that Kaz has here omg

 

AHH why is their texting so flirty and so plain at the same time. like she's literally just telling him to go to sleep but I'm over here like "why won't you just make out already??? and inej go sing him to sleep" I love them

 

Okay, Wylan, first, the plan is not legal. Second, Matthias started a himbo rights group. Third, KESHA APP. I love Nina just saying, oh you sweet summer child, let me teach you the ways of gen z. <33 I also live for Wylan and Jesper in this and in general. AWW Nina is actually going to show him dog tiktok i love that

 

not dad and kaazzie poo! Also Jesper you can't just call Kaz out like that, you *will* get hit with his cane. I like the idea to change the posh bar to the college bar!! I hope that plan actually comes to fruition (can you tell I'm a Wylan fan?) I need to see the Pavlovian Matthias in action please, and also Kaz teach Nina that trick, though I guess she doesn't need it lol

 

This is so funny, I'm dying

Catherine :) 

 

 

Name: abhorsen (Signed) · Date: 20 Mar 2022 03:53 AM · For: one call away whenever you need me

flazaay

i just have to say that i appreciate how jesper's default is just to take literally nothing seriously, i feel like i embody that energy frequently, it's pretty much either "i am anxiety" or "i am irreverent"

(there's a little grey area where i'm hashtag sincere ofc)

but like jesper's energy is truly just everything and i cannot

Name: abhorsen (Signed) · Date: 20 Mar 2022 03:47 AM · For: i don't wanna miss you

"please never change but also please don't miss your flight" is kind of like that thing in spiderman where tony's like "don't do anything i would do and definitely don't do anything i wouldn't do, there's a little grey area in there and that's where you'll operate" (or something like that)

anyway i think there should be achievements but for like and you get one for "was not a complete dick"

idk how it'd work but i want it

galazzzy

Name: abhorsen (Signed) · Date: 20 Mar 2022 03:47 AM · For: i don't wanna miss you

"please never change but also please don't miss your flight" is kind of like that thing in spiderman where tony's like "don't do anything i would do and definitely don't do anything i wouldn't do, there's a little grey area in there and that's where you'll operate" (or something like that)

anyway i think there should be achievements but for like and you get one for "was not a complete dick"

idk how it'd work but i want it

galazzzy

Name: abhorsen (Signed) · Date: 20 Mar 2022 03:43 AM · For: the way you do it with ease

vlazay!!!

so like legit though i really appreciate the way that they're gradually becoming like more open about that whole feelings thing, like all of them but tbh esp kaz and jesper? like they're still them but possibly more capable of human-ing?

anyway though i am Here for jesper making up words, i think that tbh there's no better way to interact with the english language (or possibly any language but i'm not gonna speak for them)

ALSO when you think about it it's kind of a super lgbtqia+ thing to do, aren't they always accusing us all of destroying the english language? might as well lean into it amirite (no is not an acceptable answer, it's yes/frick yes/fork yes/fuck yes)

CLAUSTROPHOBIC i love it

Name: abhorsen (Signed) · Date: 20 Mar 2022 03:32 AM · For: i've passed days without fun

valazaaaay

 

i love jesper bc like mooood it's hard to be silent and i feel like people are often not appropriately sympathetic about that, which seems actively and/or passively unfair

 

forearms, on the other hand, are actively unfair, like i feel you inej

Name: abhorsen (Signed) · Date: 20 Mar 2022 03:31 AM · For: i've passed days without fun

valazaaaay

 

i love jesper bc like mooood it's hard to be silent and i feel like people are often not appropriately sympathetic about that, which seems actively and/or passively unfair

 

forearms, on the other hand, are actively unfair, like i feel you inej

Name: abhorsen (Signed) · Date: 20 Mar 2022 03:26 AM · For: i protect you with my life

i

wgt would you put a velvet fucking couch

i just

the crows cannot burn this motherfucker to the ground fast enough i'm just saying (whether it is metaphorical or literal burning i defer to kaz)

i also love that for me velvet couches were somehow what really crossed the line??? like how does that even make sense

anyway regardless jesper being high strung is destroying me so much and i love it

vlazay

Name: abhorsen (Signed) · Date: 20 Mar 2022 03:18 AM · For: i know what they all say

i also cackled when i imagined someone using "frick" in dirty talk

Name: abhorsen (Signed) · Date: 20 Mar 2022 03:13 AM · For: i don't wanna hurt you

i fucking love kaz just figuring this shit out, it's fucking classic, but also i love that even after jesper and wylan realized that oops they didn't tell their friends they just... didn't remedy it? like my dudes, "too awkward to correct anyone" were you just planning to never correct them or were you banking on kaz figuring it out eventually

 

just truly excellent

 

galazy

Name: abhorsen (Signed) · Date: 20 Mar 2022 03:09 AM · For: just another ex-love you don't wanna see

yesssss more taylor swift i love it

and also can we plz play this game i think we ought to

also i was worried that like jesper and wylan's fake breakup might turn into actual drama?? it just seems like playing with geeses? but also i love that everyone is reacting the way they wanted bc obv and also that it worked too well bc they forgot to tell their friends, +100

anyway though the choice of throwing a shoe is interesting, i agree with matthias, there is truly no dignity in either

i also love how everyone just blames jesper, i'm not saying it's unwarranted but he's not the one throwing shoes at people i'm just saying

Name: abhorsen (Signed) · Date: 20 Mar 2022 02:58 AM · For: we don't do it for long

galazy

i love hungry hungry hippos being banned, i don't know why it is but i love it beyond all reason

i also love kaz being very sweet but also wanting to be on the shitlist because fuck that shit

Name: abhorsen (Signed) · Date: 20 Mar 2022 02:52 AM · For: even when we'd argue

"bc you're one to talk about being late" jesper ily, i feel so Seen

 

ooooof though yeah though kaz why would you say "i didn't talk about you at all" that's such a not good thing to say about your girlfriend, dude (asshole? either way)

 

galazyyyy

Name: lostinthelightss (Signed) · Date: 20 Mar 2022 02:51 AM · For: it's like your eyes are liquor

KAZ BREKKER IS A SIMP CONFIRMED

Also i just caught that inej said she loves jester and kaz immediately made that nickname change

THIS ENTIRE CHAPTER WAS NINA AND JESPER BEING BI CHAOTIC ICONS AND THEN KANEJ SIMPING FOR EACH OTHER AND I LOVED IT

 

grand admiral lo <3

Name: lostinthelightss (Signed) · Date: 20 Mar 2022 02:47 AM · For: the truth is it's easier to ignore it

I wanted to say this is wrong, kaz brekker wouldnt actively seek out food unless he was making sure inej got fed, and then i was proven wrong - he absolutely mentioned that so she wouldn’t feel weird about having him get food if he wasnt getting any himself

WELL I HATED IT

AHHHH JESPER READ THE FUCKING ROOM but also ahhh jesper read the fucking room (this sentence brought to you by wesper and then by kanej)

 

grand admiral lo <3

Name: abhorsen (Signed) · Date: 20 Mar 2022 02:41 AM · For: i'll never say

yessss matching set for heartrender +1000

lolololol i knew immediately inej fed kaz those lines, my insight is truly unparalleled

but legit i love that jesper immediately knew what happened with wylan other than assuming wylan was smarter than him, like awwwww

and confetti being better than exclamation points is perfect

glazay

Name: lostinthelightss (Signed) · Date: 20 Mar 2022 02:17 AM · For: hit you like bang

Okay the fact that kaz is still awake and their group chat is go the fuck to sleep kaz i just… BABES!!!

Okay but ‘i promised you no kind lies’ fucking pretentious dickbag kaz brekker what an absolute gem (i know those are conflicting statements but i mean them)

I FORGOT KESHA APP AND IT CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD THE EXACT SAME WHAT A GREAT TIME

DAD! ITS THE ORIGIN OF DAD!!! Amazing so much in such a small chapter i love it

BUT NOT WRONG

Im just quoting your own fic back at you and hoping you understand the subtext of me screaming it at you 

I also love the fact that technically wylan might have just wanted to change it to KAZ brekker and it autocorrected but i equally love that wylan is just funny as shit and that kaz wont take it off because he kinda loves wylan - which is better, I DONT KNOW

Hell yeah <3

 

grand admiral lo <3

Name: Crimson Quill (Signed) · Date: 19 Mar 2022 09:29 PM · For: we do the most

hey taylor! :)

 

here for the reviewing event, so kaz muted the group because they were teased him about inej?? like that's petty but funny. he's really not good with feelings at all is he? lmao. i wanna see the picture of the dog though.

 

zenik: i don't trust anyone with the middle name llewelyn to make naming decisions < i like this line xD

 

awww, the scene between waylon and jesper like it's so sweet. a bit awkward but i love that they're going to go on a date and we didn't have another big misunderstanding but how didn't waylon get the jesper was asking him out? like it's obvious right? why is he obsessed with a gun. maybe that's something canon that i'm missing out on. 

 

inej+kaz <333

 

Abbi xx

 

 

Name: Crimson Quill (Signed) · Date: 19 Mar 2022 08:41 PM · For: for all my flaws, paranoia, and insecurities

 

hi taylor <33

 

here for the galazy reviewing event, yay! i love this story so much, kaz is so brutal. poor jesper, he is really on the wrong side of kaz. kaz is the cutest, i think he somehow prides himself on being clever or at least not a drunk idiot like everyone else but really omg. newsflash: kaz is human!! exciting news! i love the gossip queen nina like she's my fave or one of my faves anyway." i don't have feelings period" sureeee. I love that basically the only person he likes is inej which is kinda insanely romantic in a way! I'm screaming that kaz did lock jesper out of his netflix, kaz is such a grump and i'm here for it. also feel sorry for the others. this story is a riot <33

 

Abbi xx

 

Name: Crimson Quill (Signed) · Date: 19 Mar 2022 08:16 PM · For: the good and bad end up in the song

 

hey taylor,

 

here for the reviewing event, yayy! so much happened in this chapter and i'm so here for it. jesper and waylon hooked up AND jesper didn't pretend it was a mistake?? what growth! like the main event in the chapter is totally kaz and inej like omg, it was dead cute. kaz is like drunk but good with words, crazy in love with inej? i felt the last couple of chapters that we've been missing a bit of inej in the story. i want to get here a little bit better.

 

like obviously i love her kaz/inej - important question - what is their couple name?? why am i not aware of this?? what are any of their couple names *gooooogle* anyway i love these idiots so much. i'm impressed about how attached i'm feeling to this story considering i've never read the source material. i guess you should take that as very good thing?? this was a super cute chapter <33

 

Abbi xx

 

Name: Crimson Quill (Signed) · Date: 19 Mar 2022 08:07 PM · For: calling my bluff on all my usual tricks

 

hi taylor,

 

here for the galazy reviewing event :) woo. i love nina and matthias in this chapter like it's so fun for them to just be watching the chaos underfolding before them, being little matchmakers. nina seems to be the person everyone comes to advice like she's all knowing. haha. I love how much her advice is getting ignored like obviously we all have stupid friend who wants advice but doesn't listen. i think nina knows this feeling.

 

jesper is an idiot like a cute one bc he doesn't wanna fuck it up and that's something to admire i guess? i think your friendship is kinda ruined the moment someone catches feelings tbh. nina is totally right he is ruining it by not talking to waylon. 

 

 fixed adjacent  < lmao, i love that even kaz is totally seeing waylon/jesper when they don't so you know it's gotta be obvious. otherwise i don't think kaz would even care to notice but yeah. come get your whisky. looool. what's with waylon's father like they seem to hate him?? I'm sure that has a backstory.

 

he called me bro. jesper is the worst like omg. that's so bad. poor waylon. :P

 

Abbi xx